kaylibrianne:

haboku:

vanillish:

someone asked for rebloggable version

vajeeper

omfg

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

lunastatic:

I just want to leave the town I’m in right now and get a ticket to anywhere because I just want to meet other people and go other places, I really don’t like it here 

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

langleav:

Perfect by Lang Leav

paintingtherosesredd:

you just gotta love this guy

lovecraftianpsychoanalyst:

mollyiswideawake:

mr-davestrider:

punpunichu:

kisswwithafist:

boku-no-mj:

octoshrimp:

minestuck:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

• Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

• Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

• When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

• If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

• Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

• Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

• Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

• Do not harm little children.

• Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

• When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

satan disproves of rape

satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

hail satan

Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually

Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity

If he does not stop, destroy him

I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules

This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’

the-clockmakers-daughter:

helpful-steve:

allhailcats:

heyywendy:

just-inlovewith-a-sexgod:

deceitfultrickery:

mind-the-neurogasm:

Why the wedding ring is worn on the fourth finger: The Chinese give a beautiful explanation to this. The thumb represents your parents. The index finger represents your siblings. The middle finger represents yourself. The ring finger represents your life partner. The little finger/pinky represents your children. Hold your hands together like the picture. Join your middle fingers back-to-back, and the remaining fingers tip-to-tip. Now, try to separate your thumbs. They will separate because your parents are not destined to live with you forever. Rejoin your thumbs and separate your index fingers. They will separate because your siblings will have their own families and lead their own lives. Rejoin your index fingers and separate your little fingers/pinkies. They will separate because your children will grow up, get married, and settle down. Rejoin your little fingers/pinkies and try to separate your ring finger. They will not be able to separate because your life partner is meant to be with you throughout your entire life, through thick and thin.

I tried harder to separate them and I only ended up hurting my middle fingers, in other words, “mysel-

…Oh my god.

Reblogging again.

holy shit

this is beautiful… ; A ;

IT WORKS ! Omg o.o

coltheartedbitch:

have you ever just been so incredibly fond of someone

like you don’t want to date them or anything but you honestly love them as a person and want to listen to them talk forever and find out all of their little quirks and hug them when they’re sad

Reblog if you have extremely conflicting feelings about Crowley.

I wanr to download new music what should I start listening to?

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)

So fucking done with everything. No-one fucking listens to anything I have to say.